Today the humaans took me (and Eric and Oscar) to the Vee Eee Tee. They make all sorts of cooing sounds along the way, but we’re not dumb - we know it means being tortured - having things stuck in us, up us and down us…and what do you mean I’M FAT.!!! Rubbish

I fought hard, but it’s not fair when those humaans use their superior size and strength to over power me and stuff some yucky pill down my throat. I shouldn’t have to work under these conditions.

Even though my humaans say I act like one. Just because I always want to be where they are. Just because I whine when I can’t (actually I scratch at any door between me and them). Just because I lay with my feet out in front of me. Just because

Eric has lived next door with Nemesh and Shawn for ages and now they want to adopt him permanently - ie make an honest cat out of him. Humaan Mum and Humaan Dad said Eric had made his own choice and was happier living with Nemesh and Shawn. Something about

    Just released from Uncial Press! Welcome to the Wonderful World of Guys via this light-hearted look at some wild and wacky adventures from a real-life “testosterone farm.” Told with mouth firmly planted in cheek by the mother of four sons, ages “Mawwwwwwwwm!” to Knows Everything. Chapters include: Mutiny on the Broccoli, Survivor, Remember the Alamo, Getting Annoying,

I’ve got a headache.  Anyone else?  Not a migraine, exactly, but more of a lingering ache.  A zit under the surface, threatening to pop but refusing to actually do so, just making you itchy and painful to the touch all day.  I’m mixing my metaphors.  (And grossing myself out.)  But I can’t be expected to

Astronomers in Europe recently discovered three “Super Earths“, the largest being nearly ten percent larger than the runt we live on. It occurred to me that Super Earths might harbor Super Humans and Super Plants and Animals - not like Krypton or anything, just humans, plants, and animals that are nearly ten times the size as

It was a superstition, it is a superstition, it will be a superstition, that we humans will be destroyed by something. Yet that something is none, but us,the conceit “unnatural” race,the narcissistic imprudent beings who have ruled earth.It will be our own hand,will lead to our destruction. Our love is too great for ourselves, that is why,we will destroy what we love. Until we can understand our own

A feeling. It tightens you from within. It takes everything you believe in, away from you.you loose sight of yourself,you become as small as a lost elf.Your body was lost in a theft. A feeling. You feel that life has no use. You hear a hundred things,yet refuse to listen to that something within. it eats you slowly from within, you loose hope,you wish to end it

So i am sitting here to write something.And as i write this so much is happening out there:- 1)the human race is expanding. 2) more people are dieing. 3) The level of pollution is increasing. 4) the food prices are rising. 5) More hate is being created through war. 6)More and more kids are being nurtured to hate each other. 7) there