This year is the first year DD is able to participate in Vacation Bible School. I happily signed her up and then received a “volunteer” form in the mail. I thought, “Sure! I can help!” The form gave a list of areas they needed help with and you were to circle which days you could

This is one of the things about Western culture (white people in particular) that drives me nuts. And this will likely offend LOTS of white people, so get ready for it. I know ya’ll are really upset that we don’t bash Whitey enough, so make sure you really soak this up, okay? [Disclaimer: CBC has a

I understand that barf is a gross topic to discuss on a blog that oftentimes has food-related entries. If it grosses you out please don’t continue reading. I’d sincerely hate it if I ruined someones day or dinner by something I’ve written. Anyway, on to the story. So earlier this week I set the TiVo up

As you know I had a busy weekend, with all the cleaning going on around here. And Monday is my regular cleaning and washing day, so yesterday was jam packed too. Yesterday morning, I woke up all by myself, well not alone in the bed, because Little Miss can’t keep her ass out of my

What does the title mean….. It’s further down in the story! Keep reading……  Well, I tackled Little Miss’ room yesterday. Six hours later, I finally put the sheets back on the bed. As always she was all fired up to help me clean. You know, save all of her wonderful treasures from the yard sale box

I will get to dork mom but first a few updates and gripes… Why is it when something hurts you ram it in to everything and the animals won’t stay off of it? Yesterday I dropped the end of The Boy’s mattress on them, I ran them in to the wall too many times to count,

I had a few thoughts on a title….Another day in hell…… Life with Little Miss……It’s too fucking early to get up and write a post………..Would you miss me if i weren’t here for a couple of days………..Really, your not so important that they would notice you gone……There is not enough coffee in the world to

I can’t help myself today.  I have a gripe and I have to vent it.  I’m driving to work this morning on a highway.  Everyone is doing at least 65 mph … except crazy lady soccer mom minivan driver (I can call her that b/c she had soccer stickers all over her vehicle).  She could

I really like the show Men in Trees and just found out it was canceled back in May.  I don’t know how I missed the news on that but anyway, I’m bummed.  I thought the show had some great dialogue and I loved the different characters and I’ll miss watching their stories each week.  I

I hate that phrase.  While watching Army Wives the other night, an “angel” character said that to one of the women on the show who was grieving over the loss of her daughter.  Immediately, I thought of the sarcastic response to that phrase which I believe some comedian or other famous person said years ago